Some Quotes

I was working on my Multimedia story for photojournalism class and wanted to find a good quote to put at the end of it, and ended up finding a few that I thought were pretty good!! Here they are

Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle

Always Laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

If you would like to spoil the day of a grouch, give him a smile. - Author Unknown

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a 50 dollar haircut on a 50 cent head. - Garrison Keillor

I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.
- Author Unknown

The first law of dietics seems to be: if it tastes good, it's bad for you - Issac Asimov.

This last one is the one I choose for my multimedia presentation (Which is about hospital clowns)

A smile costs nothing but gives much. It enriches those who receive without making poorer those who give. It takes but a moment, but the memory of it sometimes lasts forever. None is so rich or mighty that he cannot get along without it and none is so poor that he cannot be made rich by it. Yet a smile cannot be bought, begged, borrowed, or stolen, for it is something that is of no value to anyone until it is given away. Some people are too tired to give you a smile. Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile so much as he who has no more to give.
-- Author Unknown