A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't. ~Author Unknown
I thought the Kennedy's might like this one. I know it made me giggle...we all know how graceful the accordion can sound...:P
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Logan, lamenting about how he thought he was fat when he was younger
Kari: You were not fat! Remember how fat I was when I was like 9 and 10? You were not fat!
Logan, giggling: yeah, you were porky!
On discussing cellulite
Kari: It looks like cottage cheese!
Logan: Porridge. It looks like porridge. And I used to LOVE porridge!
Talking about Kari's lack of talent at telling a joke
Logan: Not everyone can be a Logan who's..."
Kari: Perfect?
Logan: Yah! In every way!
Logan: I love pooping. It just feels SO good. I tell ya it's one thing a rich man and a poor man can enjoy the same!
Logan (after confessing he found chocolate on his belly, and then ate it): Well you asked me to pray for you to help you with food temptation, so I thought 'how can I help Kari?' and I came up with encourage you to go to the gym and then eat all the junk food. So I ate your chocolate bunny and the 14 ice cream sandwiches. It was hard work, but I did it for you!"
Brady: while eating a peanut "This must be what they make peanut butter out of!
Logan: Peanuts?...yup.
Logan: after dousing Kari with water "Kari, you know how long I've been planning on doing that?? You're like the people who get mad at God when something happens, but don't realize how many days he's spared them."
Loves: the Lord, Kari, guitars, piano, bagpipes (any musical instrument really) xbox, whipping Kari with towels
Dislikes: repeating what he's said, birds, vegetables, mornings, showoff musicians
Loves: the Lord, Logan, photography, singing, ketchup chips and italian sodas
Dislikes: cooking, being whipped with towels, licorice, rootbeer, and noisy neighbours.
Loves: Paw patrol, puppies, smarties, movies, wrestling daddy
Dislikes: fruits and veggies, messy hands, and the vacuum
Funny Moments
Evan (nephew): We're going to the Polar bear store! (Cabella's)
Terry (Bro in law): I know where you're going! to the spanking store and guess what? They are 2 for 1 today.
Evan: No! That's only for Tyler. Only Tyler goes to the spanking store!
Kyle talking to Evan: Aunty Leah and I will probably have a baby just like Tyler with the same hairline and the massive head!
Evan: and a berry nasty head!
Logan while taking to Kaden on the phone: we uh, have some exciting news for you too!
Terry (Bro in law): I know where you're going! to the spanking store and guess what? They are 2 for 1 today.
Evan: No! That's only for Tyler. Only Tyler goes to the spanking store!
Kyle talking to Evan: Aunty Leah and I will probably have a baby just like Tyler with the same hairline and the massive head!
Evan: and a berry nasty head!
Logan while taking to Kaden on the phone: we uh, have some exciting news for you too!
Kaden: oh?
Logan: I, uh, I got a purple tie!
Kari: You were not fat! Remember how fat I was when I was like 9 and 10? You were not fat!
Logan, giggling: yeah, you were porky!
On discussing cellulite
Kari: It looks like cottage cheese!
Logan: Porridge. It looks like porridge. And I used to LOVE porridge!
Talking about Kari's lack of talent at telling a joke
Logan: Not everyone can be a Logan who's..."
Kari: Perfect?
Logan: Yah! In every way!
Logan: I love pooping. It just feels SO good. I tell ya it's one thing a rich man and a poor man can enjoy the same!
Logan (after confessing he found chocolate on his belly, and then ate it): Well you asked me to pray for you to help you with food temptation, so I thought 'how can I help Kari?' and I came up with encourage you to go to the gym and then eat all the junk food. So I ate your chocolate bunny and the 14 ice cream sandwiches. It was hard work, but I did it for you!"
Brady: while eating a peanut "This must be what they make peanut butter out of!
Logan: Peanuts?...yup.
Logan: after dousing Kari with water "Kari, you know how long I've been planning on doing that?? You're like the people who get mad at God when something happens, but don't realize how many days he's spared them."
Logan
Loves: the Lord, Kari, guitars, piano, bagpipes (any musical instrument really) xbox, whipping Kari with towels
Dislikes: repeating what he's said, birds, vegetables, mornings, showoff musicians
Kari
Loves: the Lord, Logan, photography, singing, ketchup chips and italian sodas
Dislikes: cooking, being whipped with towels, licorice, rootbeer, and noisy neighbours.
Adrienne
Loves: Paw patrol, puppies, smarties, movies, wrestling daddy
Dislikes: fruits and veggies, messy hands, and the vacuum
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1 comment:
Lol, love it! That is so hilarious:-)
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